so anyway do you think you could possibly be- what??? no i dont have a boyfriend

why? i dont know i just dont

alright so do you think that when you come you might want t- ferry? whos ferry? oooh yeah the female field hockey coach you talk about ALLTHETIME. well yeah i know shes cool, no i wasnt insulting her, yeah im sure she could beat me up ...

but listen, saturday night ... yeah i know youre going to be here, thats why im asking, saturday ni- walmart? i dont have a walmart close by. why? mary kate and ashley clothes? you want them? but they dont sell them at your walmart? uh ...

ugh just listen! saturday night this band is playing.

what kind of band ... well they call it ska. you dont like ska? do you even know what ska is?? well then how do you know you dont like it. oooh because we have different interests. that makes sense ...

no im not mocking you!

saturday night theyre playing and if we get a ride do you thin- yes i know youre taking me to get my belly button pierced. yes i know itll be cool. yes i know you already have it done. of course im sure it will be painful.

look i just wanted to know if youd be willing to put up with one night of good music and fun just for me, pretty please??

youll stay where???

home???

but i cant go if you dont go!??

theres no screaming! its nice ska, yanno ... horns, guitars, fun!

beauty what? beauty sleep?? argh.

*and this is when i promptly stuffed her head in a toaster*