my mom woke me up this morning because zoe (the aforementioned kitten - who also happens to be 8 years old and not really a kitten) has something wrong with her feet. they look like ulcers and they are bleeding. i wrapped her feet but now shes freaking out which is making me freak out. ack!

and why cannot the effing vet work on a sunday? what do animals not get sick on sundays?

whoops im a cat i cant hurt my feet on a sunday ...

my mother mode is on full blast. noone hurts my kitty.