today pat brendan and the recently ill melissa ventured into the city-across-the-river on a quest for a place wher you can make smores at your table. and find the over-priced complete novelty, hardly even worth it place we did. for the low low price of $11.50 we were brought a napalm filled little pot, 8 marshmallows, 4 grahm crackers, and one hershey bar. this little number was called "s'mores for 4". hah! i scoff at their measly protions of marshmallow-grahm-choco-goodness. after burning things that werent supposed to be burned and nearly setting the entire place on fire we gave up on the not so exciting as it sounded place for a less disappointing and faithfully entertaining south street. there we showed brendan and melissa the delights within condom kingdom. and this time brendan knew it wasnt a pet store ... and no those arent tadpoles ...
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