this shocks me to the core. how on earth could a parent do that ... or perhaps maybe im just making a big deal out of something that is seemingly harmless (oh dear, i am jaded by the media ...) ... or so it SEEMS!!!

there has to be some sort of law against slapping some sort of placental material all over your child for the sake of hollywood. there has to be!

so i pondered this disturbing newly learnt news. and decided to ask for a second opinion whereas i ran into Gym-Teacher-EMT-Guy. and HE said that some parents actually have their baby on the set and the doctor actor guy is there and actually delivers it with the guidance of real doctors. so they film the pretty skinny blond actress huffing and puffing and pretending that she is actually passing a bowling ball through her cervix, meenwhile its actually going on right there with the real mother. and they yank the baby out, hand it to the actor doctor guy and he hands this shriveled up mess of a baby (can you tell im not a fan?) over to the arms of the actress mom.

and then in 18 years when little timmy swears his mother is really gwyneth paltrow and all his friends laugh at him ... and when he watches shallow hal he gets all defensive that jack black would call his momma fat ... were gonna feel the effects of this movie birth thing.

humph ... im glad im not a movie baby ...