and of all the friking places that could have wanted me ... the place that looks like a clown's toilet the day after a night of partying called me back.

so ill be the one selling 9 year old girls tight jeans and belly tshirts. ill be the one selling them makeup to cake on their little faces. ill be the one selling those horrid hair extension scrunchies in a variety of horrid colors.

but hey ... as the famous philosopher, pat said at lunch today: "beggars cant be choosers."