too bad this isnt one ...

i still have to pack for london, write a paper, mamorize my lines, do a stat hand-in, agggh.

so yesterday i took my final SAT. and of course i went into it expecting maybe to do a little better, try to get through 3 hours of horrible monotony and try to overcome my intense lack of ability to sit still for any ling period of time.

so the crew of people in my SAT room were a bunch of real winners. one kid was actually still drunk from the night before. cool.

so we commence with testing and all is going well ... the math is rocking me hardcore and im pretty much ready to just give up after section 1. and im glancing over at drunk boy and hes asleep on his desk. dumbass. way to care about college ...

so mid analogies on the next section he knocks his test off his desk in his stupor and goes to reach for it. in the process he passes out, the whole desk topples over, and he smacks his head and every other bodypart in this horrible thwak on the floor. then he starts breathing funny and shaking a little bit.

scariest thing ive seen in a long time. so naturally i bring my feet up hoping he doesnt puke and the lady in our room tells us all to remain calm and keep working. right on that. i couldnt even hold my #2 pencil i was shaking so badly. and then she just left him there, pinned under his desk while she called 911. then he started turning really really pale. they finally propped him back up in his desk and a police officer came into take him out. the only actual response they got out of him the whole time was when they told him that they were calling his parents and he started shaking his head "no". heh. yeah sorry asshole, looks like mommy and daddy are gonna be really pissed off. i hope that kid is grounded for a long long time. or maybe his parents might wake up and start parenting. who lets their kid stay out until 3 am whether or not they "knew he was drinking"?

so needless to say i had a bit of a hard time with the rest of the test as i kept picturing that kid topple over and start shaking.

then i had to get my ass to another football game ... but all was made ok when they ended up winning. whaaa??? yeah 1-7 record. im hoping that this chance victory for the hawks will pump them up enough to win. good stuff.

then last night we drove around in the tara van as linds yelled out the window with her megaphone and we attempted to kidnap mark sulik. too bad tara has the following skills of a retard and lost him after one block. im still a little disappointed that we didnt get to employ the hawk costumes, but it was a good time anyway.

hmm ... i guess i have to go be productive today.