well call him lewis.

so this bug lewis had a crush on this nice little grasshopper bertha. and little did he know, bertha had a little buggy crush on lewis. so he finally asked her out on a date after months. it was a nice date. a very nice date.

so bertha and lewis were pretty happy. they went out a few times and all was well. but lewis was a stupid bug, as bugs tend to be, and he had a really big ego. he didnt want the other bugs to know that he had actual feelings. then they might not think he was the coolest bug. so he started being not so cool to bertha. even though he knew that bertha was the best grasshopper ever, he was stupid and let her slip away because he couldnt bring himself to lay aside that ego. of course bertha was understanding ... grasshoppers tend to be. perhaps a little too understanding. she eventually realized that lewis was just a big creep. she was upset of course. but she handled it well because she had very supportive other grasshopper friends. although it pained her little grashopper hearts (because they have more than one ... i think) she knew what she had to do.

then bertha squished lewis because he sucks. and lewis's little buggy guts were all over the cement. poor lewis.

then bertha jumped away thinking "oh well ... his loss" (literally)

i like bertha.