apparently i have been selected to compete i this year's south jersey teen-princess-ooh loookat how pretty i am- pagent.

heh.

i would be a terrible model. i cant stand highheels. i would probably trip while modeling "this years finest in evening wear". hehe

but i kinda sat there reading the letter and studying the words without really reading them. and i imagined myself being the chick up there with personality. all the others tell the judges what they want to hear. id answer the way i thought the interview questions should be answered.

por example' :

Q. what would you do with a million dollars?

Typical answer. i would buy all the orphans in ethiopia little puppies because every person needs a puppy to love and cherish. then i would use the rest of the money to go to tiawan to learn and appreciate the ancient culture of goat hearding.

my answer: i would buy a ton of cd's. then i would go to New york and treat all the hobo's to a night on the town in a purple limo.

and this years miss south jersey teen-princess-im so ... blah blah- pagent winner is ....

Chelsea Johnson!!!!

and i will graciously accept my award and stick my tongue out at little miss i won every single pagent ive ever entered ....

or i could just throw out the letter.