i need to do somethign totally crazy, im looking into a few options.

1)learning how to tango

2)eating 50 hard boiled eggs ala cool hand luke

3)learning how to speak one of those african tribal dialects where they make alot of clicking noises and stuff

4) learn how to fly

5) one word: piercings

6) learn how to do a handstand on my surf board ... while riding a wave.

i think all and more could be accomplished. all i need is a monkey wrench, some pickles, and a little person named steve.