ill fly to pluto and set up a colony for me, dave, and my teddy bear.

we'll listen to incubus stellar becasue it will be most appropriate.

we'll eat moon cheese that we picke up on the way to pluto (from jupiter's 3rm moon).

we'll find a creature ... and we'll name it steve. itll be a little bald thing with blue skin and pink polka dots on its ears. its tongue will be lavender, to match its mood, and it will walk on its hands ... all 3 of them.

we'll feed it the cheese when it gets moldy ... and tell it that its supposed to be that way "its exotic jupiter cheese", we'll say.

dave and i would have lots of fun ... we'll have to tie ourselves to pluto because its gravity itnt so great. and we'll have to wear extra socks ebcause its so cold.

we'll be so close to the stars that we'll harvest them every spring time and put them in bottles to ship back home. we'll sell them in novelty stores for 3.99.

our house will be made out of candy and feathers. because thats how i want it to be. and we wont have anyone there to tell us that its not practical.

we'll jog aroung the planet 4 times every day because its so small.

steve will guard the house so that no aliens try to eat the skittles shingles, aliens like skittles they do.

we will be visited once a month by the lady princess of xykotin ... the next planet over in another galaxy. she is very sweet. she is tall and thin with frosty grey eyes and light green hair that touches her heels as she dances. she visits so often becasue there is noone else on her planet. there never were and never will be. so she gets rather lonely. she loves our little planet and bakes us cookies. the chewy kind with little sprinkles on them.

she only stays a few days, then she rides her purple horses away back to her own planet.

we never want to go back to earth again becasue here its alright if our hair is messed up, and we can skip all day long without being called immature. and we arent wrong for not going to college and we dont have to learn anything we dont want to learn. we learn about out surroundings, what pretty glowing fusha flowers grow on pluto and what we can gather from the books we brought along with us.

and we'll live hapily ever after.