im sorry i havent been writing quality, lengthy, or consistantly lately. yasee ive been pretty busy being a business mogul for the eastman kodak company. being the child prodigy that i am i graduated highschool, college and got a job at said company in all of 2 days. and im now the vice president. ive been so overloaded with work and creating a better camera i have regretfully been forced to neglect this here diary ...

well no thats a lie ...

i was really abducted by aliens who somehow found out about my rare ability to eat leftover pasta salad upside-down while playing the piano with my toes. they made me perform for 30 years (36 hours in earth time) in the court of the prime minister of jupiter. little does nasa know ... there is life on all 16 moons of jupiter and the actual jupiter core is a very popular vacation destination ...

heh yeah im sure you know that didnt happen either ... fooled you.

actually i got the west nile virus and went blind for a little while ... but im all better now ...

and i went to zimbabwe to build houses for poor goats.

or maybe i just had homework up the wazoo

somehow that doesnt sound as cool