older entries
2001-12-31 - 5:23 p.m.
  the world spins slow
2001-12-28 - 4:02 p.m.
  cracker jacks are no match for SUPER POPCORN!!!!!!
2001-12-24 - 5:53 p.m.
  scrooge
2001-12-23 - 11:39 p.m.
  christmas eve eve
2001-12-22 - 11:37 p.m.
  toaster oven temptations
2001-12-22 - 11:29 p.m.
  flower
2001-12-22 - 11:09 p.m.
  tinkerbell and stardust
2001-12-17 - 4:41 p.m.
  mother trucker
2001-12-22 - 11:02 p.m.
  how appropriate
2001-12-22 - 10:55 p.m.
  leash
2001-12-22 - 10:49 p.m.
  prunes anyone?
2001-12-15 - 12:04 p.m.
  ooo pretty
2001-12-22 - 10:47 p.m.
  brain constipation
2001-12-22 - 10:47 p.m.
  hans
2001-12-13 - 9:53 p.m.
  snow
2001-12-13 - 6:44 p.m.
  empty
2001-12-22 - 10:42 p.m.
  father christmas gimme some money ... give all the toys to the little rich boys
2001-12-11 - 9:52 p.m.
  we are not daily beggars that beg from door to door ... but we are neighbor's children whom you have seen be fore!!!!!!
2001-12-10 - 11:09 p.m.
  mmm mmm pats a sexy bitch
2001-12-10 - 7:01 p.m.
  WHOOOO HOOO - 61 BABY
2001-12-10 - 6:35 p.m.
  ever seen the movie "the faculty"???
2001-12-22 - 10:30 p.m.
  perfect
2001-12-09 - 12:39 a.m.
  mike kazowski
2001-12-08 - 11:10 p.m.
  *sigh*
2001-12-08 - 1:30 a.m.
  gettin jiggy wit it at the cotillion.
2001-12-06 - 4:52 p.m.
  pat's my dream machine ... well no not really ... but wouldnt that be interesting
2001-12-05 - 7:34 p.m.
  -
2001-12-04 - 10:37 p.m.
  nostalgia
2001-12-04 - 5:49 p.m.
  im just a girl
2001-12-02 - 10:13 p.m.
  mmmm ... bart for breakfast
2001-12-02 - 9:45 p.m.
  yay its december
2001-12-02 - 8:55 p.m.
  no name
2001-12-02 - 6:17 p.m.
  my dad the athlet sperm ... no brains all braun ... er maybe just fat
2001-12-01 - 11:05 p.m.
  thanks matt
2001-12-01 - 10:54 p.m.
  ok ... the mall is so big they give you your own maps
2001-12-01 - 12:37 a.m.
  oh NOOOOO!
2001-11-30 - 6:12 p.m.
  a hard day's night ... and other sorts
2001-11-29 - 10:37 p.m.
  wooo hooo i have a date
2001-11-29 - 10:01 p.m.
  hey woah ... malibu barbie can soo kick ice pricess barbie's ass
2001-11-27 - 10:34 p.m.
  no use for big words
2001-11-25 - 9:28 p.m.
  -
2001-11-25 - 8:23 p.m.
  the cat lady has returned with a vengeance
2001-11-25 - 9:41 a.m.
  this is how you remind me
2001-11-25 - 9:18 a.m.
  chapter 1,432 of the book of failed attempts to get boys to notice me.
2001-12-22 - 8:19 p.m.
  ice
2001-11-20 - 10:03 p.m.
   ... hate me
2001-11-20 - 9:38 p.m.
  ugh
2001-11-14 - 6:58 p.m.
  actually as a child the hokey pokey pissed me off
2001-11-13 - 7:05 p.m.
  IIIIMMMM BAAAAAACK!!!!!
2001-11-13 - 10:11 p.m.
  why do they call it "stag"?
2001-10-20 - 10:59 p.m.
  hey what does this look like?? a haunted house?? your not supposed to be scared.
2001-10-16 - 10:20 p.m.
  ripping my hair out ... really hard!
2001-10-07 - 11:23 p.m.
  like a motha
2001-10-04 - 10:25 p.m.
  "yous supposed to be my home girl"
2001-10-08 - 12:33 p.m.
  the price is right.
2001-09-29 - 11:47 p.m.
  waves
2001-09-17 - 9:15 p.m.
  owwww
2001-09-17 - 8:29 p.m.
  $$$
2001-09-15 - 3:38 p.m.
  ribbon power
2001-09-13 - 5:28 p.m.
  numb
2001-09-11 - 8:26 p.m.
  blank
2001-09-11 - 6:42 p.m.
  you mean thats not part of independance day???
2001-09-05 - 10:49 p.m.
  woo hoo!
2001-09-04 - 11:17 p.m.
  oh bloddy hell
2001-09-02 - 5:00 p.m.
  pick me a flower
2001-09-01 - 11:58 p.m.
  i hate him
2001-09-01 - 1:45 a.m.
  omg! i broke a nail ... i hate my life
2001-09-01 - 12:56 a.m.
  me - frikin - ow
2001-09-01 - 12:47 a.m.
  me? ... moisturize a rubberband?? ... thats crazy
2001-08-31 - 7:45 p.m.
  comments from managment
2001-08-31 - 7:23 p.m.
  its not a party cuz im not there
2001-08-28 - 1:09 a.m.
  "everythings missing you"
2001-08-27 - 5:47 p.m.
  camp stella maris for dummies
2001-08-30 - 1:21 a.m.
  smooth talking and seducing all the men
2001-08-01 - 8:39 p.m.
  why?
2001-07-31 - 8:48 p.m.
  wear what?????
2001-07-30 - 4:41 p.m.
  flabberghasted
2001-07-14 - 11:56 a.m.
  the incoherent ramblings about my tshitr fetish.
2001-07-12 - 11:23 p.m.
  if ignorance is bliss then ..... hey!
2001-07-11 - 5:33 p.m.
  the first day of the rest of my diary
2001-07-29 - 9:42 p.m.
  i am not a cook (yup that surfer talk ... only us cool dude surfers know what i mean)

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